The Arjay Conception

My friend advised me to watch Lie With Me because she knows how “sexually inclined“ I am. However more recently, I have lost sight of myself and have almost given up because of the lack of prospects in my area. I needed a libido booster, so I ordered the movie on a Netflix trial (I prefer free sex).

She also warned me that I had better watch this move with no parents and no kids…in case I was immediately inspired to fulfill my carnal desires with myself. I took heed, and reserved myself one night, into a dark room, sitting erect, with a blanket wrapped around my body, and my laptop placed right in front of me.

The intro scene was quite memorable: female masturbation. Wow, I’ve never seen a “regular” movie like this and knew it must’ve been foreign (Canadian). The main actress (Lauren Lee Smith) is very thin, and not very shapely, so she isn’t the biggest turn on for me, if I were to like women. But she is a pretty-faced chick who sported the messy, almost trailer-trashy look, with her tousled hair and scrap clothing.

Her character is on a quest for sexual fulfillment throughout the movie. She has an alpha male personality. But her journey is as such because she never feels true gratification (which is common with women that have abused).

What is true sexual gratification? The type of feeling that leaves you on clouds with that special someone after physical pleasure. It carries you until the next encounter and your vision is shared. The essence of love-making.

On the flip side you have pure fucking, which is devoid of emotional content. This character was on a fucking spree. She meets men and basically tells, or shows, them how she wants it. I like that.

She gives head like free lunch. And I love how she is prepared with condoms because it sends such a lovely message about safe sex (which I rarely see in movies). But, back to the head–why wasn’t that protected also? I mean, you meet a random guy at a party, go outside, give him some head, then screw him with a condom. Doesn’t anyone value their mouth as much as their…

Anyway, she meets a man (Eric Balfour), who she ends up falling for unintentionally. (Doesn’t it always go like that?). The actor is kinda sexy. His body/ass is nice. His hair and clothes are a little messy. Maybe that was the theme in the movie.

This man has a girlfriend, sort of, then he doesn’t, then he falls for her, they are together for what seems like two days, then she leaves, then he doesn’t want to be with her, then his other girl is back, then she’s begging him, then he finds her again because he has changed his mind.

After typing that, I feel even less sexually inclined. I’m a little pissed because that was such a typical game and I’m so tired of it—not in the movie, in real life.

So, basically, if you like nudity, sex, masturbation, cunnilingus and fellatio, you’ll love this movie. The plot isn’t important. But if you’re a woman with a dwindling heart, who’s not fond of porn, and likes a good…ending…then this is for you, too!