Hillary, Queen Bitch 2008
Posted by RJ on May 24, 2008
We know that Senator Hillary Clinton is a bitch. We’ve been hearing about it since the male-dominated news industry began election coverage. But what is a bitch?
A Google search revealed the following 5 definitions:
1. unpleasant difficulty
2. a woman who is thoroughly disliked (because she is malicious, spiteful, domineering, intrusive)
3. informal terms for objecting
4. to say mean things
5. female of any member of the dog family
How does this apply to Hillary?
1. She is struggling right now to stay in the race. Now, ain’t that a bitch! I would say that it is unpleasant difficulty as she faces constant pressure to withdraw.
2. Ask the men that are voting for Barack, instead of Hillary: “I’m not voting for a Bitch!” merely because they don’t like women as figureheads. Not to mention that she is quite malicious (evidenced by the Kennedy statement).
3. She has been bitching bout everything: Barack not having a plan for gas prices, the fact that Michigan’s and Florida’s votes haven’t been counted, the state of health care…
4. She says mean things like, “Barack, you’re going to die, and that’s why I’m still running.” [paraphrased]
5. She is Bill’s wife.
A bitch will stop at nothing to get what she wants. She will lie, cheat, or steal in order to advance herself. (And why shouldn’t she, her husband let a fresh young chick give him head in the White House. That made him one of the greatest presidents in history.) Hillary is the epitome of a bitch in the 21st century. A role model for women everywhere.
We need a bitch in office:
1. A woman that will tell you anything in the heat of the moment, for the purpose of a greater good.
2. A woman that won’t stop in the face of a penultimate defeat.
3. A woman that complains about everything you’ve ever done, right and wrong.
4. A woman that will laugh at you and call you the bitch.
5. A woman that will stand by her man and rub his back, while he’s kneeling on all fours, humping her leg, and chasing the kitty.
Senator, if you don’t win the presidential nomination, I crown you, Hillary, Queen Bitch 2008.
May 25, 2008 at 9:27 am
She is a nasty piece hiding behind a mask of expensive make-up. She basically is asking someone (anyone) to pop a cap in Obama’s ass because thats the only way she’s got a hope in hell.
May 25, 2008 at 9:55 am
Maybe she’s the real D.C. sniper.
May 29, 2008 at 4:15 am
creased says : I absolutely agree with this !