The Arjay Conception

I, Randi James, have been writing at The Arjay Conception on WordPress.com for 30 days! With 18 posts, that means I have spent at least 36 hours of my time writing/editing articles. That is 36 hours that my parents would be cursing me out if they knew that I wasn’t looking for a job during that time.

I originally started my blog on Blogspot/Blogger, then with my domain name registrar’s free blog, but then chose WordPress after seeing a spiel about book deals because, I, like everybody else, am going to write a book.

I liked my domain registrar’s templates and customization, not the ugly ads, but I am too poor to upgrade to a paid version. At least I have a domain name.

I find Blogger to be more flexible in terms of what you can put onto the page because you can tweak the HTML; and, of course, you can use Google Adsense. While we here at WordPress.com get fucked because WordPress.com uses Adsense on our blogs, but we just can’t see it if we’re logged in.

So, if you want to do me a favor, Support My Education (my tuition is really inexpensive), or visit my Wish List (a mind is a terrible thing to waste) and get me a book or two so I can sit on this couch, write, and continue eating Lindor white chocolate balls.

WordPress also constantly fucks up my ‘big tags’ and I probably spend an extra 30 minutes correcting it. I could just stop, but as I said on my MySpace, it helps my ADD.

Askimet protects me from spam, but for the first 12 comments/spam, I never got to see them. So, if you left me a comment, and I didn’t respond, blame Akismet’s retarded ass. I like responding to readers because it distracts me from my job search. Please do comment.

But thanks to Askimet, I am able to see all the trackbacks, and pingbacks from all you lame-asses that have nothing better to do than copy my shit. At least 90% of you are linking back to me from your porn sites, or reject sites that list other people’s shit. Write your own shit, bastards! And stop misquoting my writings! If you going to be taking my shit, can you at least reference ME as being the writer?

Maybe it would help if I stopped talking about sex, bitches, titties, and ass (whoops, I haven’t talked about titties yet…coming soon!). But I can’t. In fact, all I think about is sex and you do too, because every time I write about sex, my stats go through the roof. So, more sex to come!

Speaking of taking shit…If you visit my site and see any of your artwork, please find my e-mail address somewhere on the site, or leave a comment and ask me to remove it. Better yet though, let me give you a shout out so we all can get some PR.

I am going to take the care to list my articles for you now, in case you are new, or don’t know how to nagivate the sidebars, archives, buttons, or numerous links that I put in my writing.

This blog is totally random and because of that, I may always lack in SEO. Oh well. And I can’t help but to be funny because my life has been filled with some drastic, unfortunate events that I have yet to write about. I’m warming up though.

Please e-mail, print, vote, Digg, Stumble, Mixx, Reddit, or however you get off on a daily basis (I have tried to include a tool for some of you in the right sidebar–quite an eyesoar!). I have no idea what I am going to say next so it would be best if you subscribe if you want to add further random thoughts into your already stressed brain. OR we can talk about sex together (not sex with you and me, the TOPIC of sex).:). Just pay me like you do the rest of your whores!